Snappy Nimbleness
Hellooo! Post whatever I want (Everything that I want).
  • vriskamindfangserket:

    toyosatomimi:

    darckcarnival:

    HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

    you know, just your regular work week.

    i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.

    (Source: yencid, via theannieplanet)

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  • kinkstertime:

    the-uncalm-nipples:

    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    nateriot:

    Obama on gay adoption 

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    yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

    Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

    That fact isn’t very fun

    (Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via belltreemaster)

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  • briansabbey:

    This is for real, Tea’tards! I’ve read the memos!

    (Source: beingliberal, via liberalpropagandagroup)

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  • catsbeaversandducks:

    I love her comics.

    Liz Climo on Tumblr.

    (Source: ruineshumaines)

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  • idinmenzel:

    enjolrastheunicorn:

    The casts of Wicked, Rocky Horror, Les Misérables and the King and I making musical history in Melbourne, Australia with four musicals showing at once.

    I think those are the 4 most diverse shows you could put on

    (via benberkebile)

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  • fauxboy:

    starshinethecat1:

    xxgoldie12xx:

    the-winchesters-in-221b:

    2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

    davespritedave:

    hoechlolly:

    tehwhovianhufflepuff:

    imagine-tenthousand:

    mockinggrass:

    Go big or go home 

    So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

    In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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    So I decided to try it

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    alrighty, let’s go one more step

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    i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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    THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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    Story of my life

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    that’s a first.

    I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

    I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

    (via attack-on-ace-attorney)

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    • me: ugh he is such a dorky little shit, he is literally a piece of trash and i cant stand his face
    • friend: so you hate him?
    • me: no hes my favorite character
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  • becausebirds:

    MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

    (via foriamshe)

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  • orlandobloomers:

    me: stop being racist please

    family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

    (via exvl-deactivated20140828)

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  • sketchinetch:

    cremebuns:

    emeralddragoness:

    cremebuns:

    A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

    No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

    GOD

    SHUT UP

    UR SO STUPID

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    [x]

    (Source: mrssaberhagen, via theannieplanet)

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